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Funny Sympathy Ecard: 'Wow, I am really enjoying this 100 degree weather!

Birth Ctrl

Free and Funny News Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Create and send your own custom Friendship ecard.

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

I would probably kill them very slowly and painfully til they bleed <-- posting for that comment

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If this is really a Dane Cook joke, it is perhaps the only one I have ever laughed at. Spot on, Dane.

That happy place is needed often with a "Terrible" 2 year old

"Remember the day you brought me home and you were filled with joy? Go to that place because I just drew all over the walls and shaved the dog. Always remember the joy-filled days!

i made this pin! <3

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like 'Bitch, what if I was freestyling.' I never know the words!

Bacon Allergy

Free and Funny News Ecard: I hate you. Maybe not in a I hope you die kind of way, but in a I hope you develop an allergy to bacon kind of way. And ice cream.

There are eight ways of contacting me through my phone that don't involve me having to talk to you. Use one of those.

I die a little each time my phone rings. Hate talking on the phone

Yes, I just pinned the same outfit you did... haha

Funny Movies Ecard: You know Magic Mike is going to be great when Matthew McConaughey is the least attractive of the group.

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