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always happens!

always happens!

Like step on my cat's tail (she is fully grey and loves to wander around in home at 2AM)

this is my life.always stepping on kitty cat tails and puppy dog feet!

I don't like thinking of this in the daylight either!

or other scary things that come out in the dark. Like burglars. Or murderers, or clowns. Or spiders, or ghosts.

Haha and you cant remember how to spell it correctly so your just sitting there like such a fail xD

That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like, "I've got nothing man" story of my life

The Sequence Of Discovering A Bruise…literally my life. I always have bruises.

I always have at least one mystery bruise. You have to poke it to see how much it hurts.you'd think you'd remember something that hurt that bad!

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One thing I love about shaving is feeling the part of my leg with hair and then the part that has already been shaved cause its fun to feel the difference.

Oh yeah!!!

hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL


Dryer lint: Cremated remains of missing socks. So true. More here: 20 Hilarious Funeral Humor Memes // Funny

Theres a huge difference

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I laughed...hard. @Kai Gradert-Lee Chambers  I thought you would think this was funny!

I really laughed out loud on this one! This skinny girl just told me she "forgets" to eat? I just licked her face in case it's contagious ~ Joke All You Can

Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before going to bed?

I do this every night. Also I wake up in the middle of the night, I calculate how much MORE sleep I have before my alarm goes off .

Tickle haha

You've been warned. It may be cute to see me tickled, but seriously. I WILL kick you in the face.