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It takes a whole heck of a lot to make me this sad.

This was me for several months. A hellava way to diet.

Funny Quote - Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places or like my husband, cleans the garage and puts the "stuff" in the living room and not where it belongs

I don't play stupid though.

Literally every day of my life. i always have to explain that I'm not a creeper. i just have a photographic memory!

I believe they are lies, but I'm going to have to do more research. Looks like it's back to the cookie dough!

I have eaten raw cookie dough all my life, and so has my mom, and neither of us have EVER gotten sick from it. (raw cookie dough from homemade cookies)

Some days ‍♀️

Hilarious Weight-Loss Quotes to Instantly Feel Better About Your Diet: Anyone who's ever tried to lose weight feels for you.


That 'kill me' moment when you think you're done washing the dishes and you turn around and see those pots on the stove. Or ten kiddie cups in random places.especially when the dish washer is full!

@Emily Braun, I thought of you when I saw this!

'My first instinct when I see an animal is to say 'hello'. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. That's because animals are better than people sometimes.

I don’t know why this made me laugh, but it did.

Free and Funny Weekend Ecard: Don't you hate when you're going down the steps, and you forget about the last one?you just had a 7 inch heart attack.

True story

Naps are tricky. if I wake up unaware of the year, I just go back to sleep and wake up refreshed later.

This is my life like you don't even understand! Every single day my room becomes a mess when I pick out something to wear

How to Organize Your Tiny Closet Like an Expert

Story of my life. Funny quote lol my room was clean but then I had to decide what to wear!

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 90 Pics

Most nighs I am confident I'll get up in the morning to work out. Most mornings I think it's a better idea to work out at night.

A woman's dream

Funny Confession Ecard: men think it's a woman's dream to find the perfect man. every woman's dream is to eat anything without getting fat.