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How I have felt for the past two days days

Funny pictures about Without my cell phone. Oh, and cool pics about Without my cell phone. Also, Without my cell phone.

I basically do all of those things.

when you're home alone & someone knocks on your door: say "who is it?" look through the peep hole open the door crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quitely to make sure it isn't a masked murder

These are all true

Without My Cell Phone

sooo true it's sad. Before cell phones I knew everybody's phone number by heart, now I'm lucky if I remember my own haha

If Women Ruled The World..

If Women Ruled The World..

Less stressful than war. If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not speaking to each other.

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

Irrational fear.

"I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day." Oh my gosh. This is so me. I thought I was the only one!

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

Lolsotrue #165 If I still can't hear what you said after you repeated it 3 times, ill just laugh and hope it wasn't a question.

For real, 11 year olds with "it's complicated" as their relationship status?

One time I was so jealous all my friends got the new crayola markers with the black on the outside like in 2nd grade

Markers weren't out yet, but I do remember the aroma when I opened my new box of 48 Crayola crayons!

I actually have this diagnosis of misophonia along with hypercusis (I guess it is a co morbid of my Asperger's). It is real. You have no idea how awful it is dealing with people who stim by clicking pens or popping gum. It's like a gun going off near my head. I have to leave my office when the cleaning people begin to vacuum because the sound causes me to vibrate-it's unsettling. I am shocked I haven't punched someone in the face by now.

random fact: getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called Misophonia, which is an actual brain disorder.

Don't let this be you when Spring arrives ;)

Spring Countdown.

Funny, but true. Maybe next spring? Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring.

Gets me every time

A mini heart attack

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YES!!! This is me......You also? Ha Ha hA. Nice to know Im not alone. Ah! Much better. But gotta flip my pillow to the cold side!

leg back under the covers after the thought of somthing grabbing your foot from under the bed. repeat the process until sleep takes over :). So true!

"Shut the Front Door"

I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.

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