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The only thing better than healthy lungs is.....running up 914 steps with healthy lungs! Climbtampa.org.

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.

Calorie counting

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I don't need an app that tells me how many calories I have burned. I need an app that tells me how many glasses of wine I have earned.

FOX News summed up in one ecard..

better late than ugly ;) actually I usually just arrive ugly since I hate being late!

I know what the problem is

I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone. (I HATE talking on the phone. But I will drop everything to talk to my husband when he calls.

My True Love Gave to Me................ aka 12 Months of Menopause.  This is hilarious!  Been there, done that and continue "for an eternity".

"I don’t like making plans for the day because then the word premeditated gets thrown around in the courtroom" (ecards)

So funny because the way he chews is one of the main things that drives me crazy. Still married though!

Before you marry him, listen to him chew; if you can stand that noise the rest of your life, go ahead with the wedding. Trust me on this one.---literally my biggest pet peeve EVER!

Oh Denise... I can smell your dirty job from here

Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

yes...this is me...

Logical proof that female = Iron Man! Unlock your inner Iron Man at Fitocracy.

Funny Congratulations Ecard: Congratulations on being that fat and still alive.

E-card: Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised and affecting my life

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