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Practice Like a Champion http://adamantineyoga.com/

You must practice like a champion. But all that matters at a comp. is to compete with compassion.

Amen to that. Bra off, hair up, sweats on.

10 seconds after I walk in the door: bra off, hair up, sweats on


"I'm a simple woman, I like handsome, bearded, brunette men and breakfast food."----> And blond men I'm not picky specially if they look like Jensen Ackles and Chris Evans .

Cut me some slack.  My world is full of doofus people and cursing is my one vice.

I whisper " what the fuck " to myself at least 20 times a day quote text funny selfie~~~Yup

This is so true. I'm one of those people who Have common sense, so when I meet someone who doesn't I just have to walk away after 10 minutes before I get rude. I just can't deal with people who don't have common sense. This applies to my boys for sure


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x AG Quote: I love when the kids tell me they're bored. As if the lady standing in front of a sink full of dirty dishes is where you go to get ideas about how to have a good time.

Don't confuse me with your technical terms!

Use words like "You pass Target on your left, then take a right at the CVS" LANDMARKS people!

Motto of life! #slay⚓️

"Too legit, too legit to quit, hey, hey!" "This takes me back, yall. Now I'm gunna have the stupid song stuck in my head!