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Pumpkin lattes = fall!

First day of fall = Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Lattes! Gotta love it. :-) I love pumpkin spice lattes!

Yes!!

Kick ass in business and in life! Learn a lesson from your dog - no matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on!

Yep, nut doesn't fall far from the tree!

That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

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Why are we so unpopular? Because we hate everyone.yup, pretty much sums it up.

true #funny

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: All I want for Christmas is you. Just kidding. Give me diamonds.

Ice Cream Shop

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

people who do not have dogs

I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up their own food if they drop it on the floor. haha so true

You my dear, are the Muthafuckin Shit.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a Punishment. Now as a Mom, Nap Time Feels like I Won a Vacation!

No kidding, just made my order with a credit card. I have no shame!

I never buy Girl Scout cookies because I don't carry cash! Now if I find a girl with this I will gain on thin mints

Yep

My dogs are awesome AND I'm popping out a kid. I will still think my dogs are awesome!

Hahahah!!!! I was just thinking this today! Stupid signs... Nobody cares if there's a baby on board or how many stick people are in your family!

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

summer is almost over... try to contain yourself: the season of Pumpkin EVERYTHING is coming!

summer is almost over. try to contain yourself: the season of Pumpkin EVERYTHING is coming! Already got my pumpkin beer. Waiting on pumpkin spice lattes!

Love, nurturing, and dysfunction, plus more funny laughs for moms and dads on the blog!

This Week's Funny Stuff, 3/14

LOL - "I plan to give you love, nurturing, and just enough dysfunction to make you funny." This is totally my parenting plan. Sam will be amazingly funny if Jim and I have anything to do with it.

Yep every baby I have to look at I show em my kids too. And I shoot picks when they poop just for these specific situations. Add another sonogram as a profile pic and I drop people like flies. I'm sick of these selfish, inconsiderate, insensitive bitches! If you don't know what's going on by now... post a dam baby pic and you will find out right quick! Done cut out my sis in law and 3 ex so called friends. Next?

Everyone is having babies and I'm over here like, "Look at these 500 pictures of my dog." Look at these 500 pictures of my dog.

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Funny Confession Ecard: Wine doesn't have the calorie count written on the label.

Hatred...the worst kind

Free and Funny News Ecard: I hate you. Maybe not in a I hope you die kind of way, but in a I hope you develop an allergy to bacon kind of way. And ice cream.

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