It's mosquito season! Be sure to have your pet started on Heartworm prevention (monthly pills) if they aren't already. Don't listen to this "mosquito" - call your vet (or give me a call, I can come to your house).
Dog: What is it? Me: It's a tree. Dog: Can I eat it? Dog: *stares blankly* Me: What? Dog: I'm gonna eat it. Me: Once your ass gets a stomach ache I'm gonna let you stay there and grovel in pain because you should have listened.
This bird loves chocolate like a fat kid loves cake lol! (Just to reiterate though, chocolate is NOT safe for birds to ingest. If you have a bird, don't let them go for a swim in a fountain of chocolate.
If your dog does the head-press thing, it could mean brain cancer. But otherwise these are funny :)>>>Also the one about a dog in the Walgreens parking lot is not okay, dogs shouldn't be left alone in the car
Forest: what are you doing here Lieutenant Dan? Lieutenant Dan: I wanted to spread my sea legs. Forest: But you aint got no legs Lieutenant Dan. BAHAHHAHAHAHH my fav part of Forest Gump! xD this is the best!