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She stopped throwing people under the bus, now she just picks up the bus and tosses it on people. Worthless Bus-Tosser !

Funny Workplace Ecard: I should get a bonus check for every week I make it through without slapping the stupid out of the dumbasses I have to deal with!

Hate you? Don't be simple. I prefer loathe. I loathe you. Detest is good. Execrate, despise, abhor, but never just hate.

Hate you? I prefer loathe. I loathe you. Detest is good. Execrate, despise, abhor, but never just hate. I do however love the word Execrate.

Seriously, ex gives me more drama now than before we broke up.

I thought that breaking upwith you meant that Iwas not going to dealwith your drama anymore, but now youare a living nightmare instead.

Seriously, I keep saying that and I never seem to get my shit together by that age!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I miss being the age when I thought I'd have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.

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What I feel like telling the one judgey mom at my sons school. I could just start staring at her like she grew a second head

can we just smoke weed and cuddle naked?

Can we just smoke weed and cuddle naked? then fuck? the cuddle more and order pizza?

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