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Napkins - Anne Taintor Drunk and Disorderly Funny Cocktail Beverage -- me and my BFF.

I am so, so sorry.

24 Puns You Probably Won't Want To Laugh At, But Definitely Will

24 Puns You Probably Won& Want To Laugh At, But Definitely Will

Beer Olympics: Obstacle Drinking Course

Obstacle Course Done as a standalone event, or as part of a Beer Olympics, a beer obstacle course is a great way to compete with other drinkers in a challenge that uses tests of skill combined with feats of […]

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My husband deserves this cake. I'm sorrys aren't cuttin it anymore! Poor guy!

Do you think any man would bake a cake that says, "sorry I'm a grumpy asshole"? Probs not, so this grumpy bitch won't be baking any apology cake any time soon.


Or for anyone who uses an entire tube of chapstick period. I regularly lose them and find them after I've bought a replacement, causing an extreme surplus in chapstick.

Haha this made me laugh

Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck. Very technical, but it is very true. You wouldn't want your life to be just lemon water, now, would you?

Youre = You fucking are.Your = Shows fucking possession. Were = We fucking are.Were = Past fucking tense of are. Where = Specifies a fucking location. Than = A fucking comparison.Then = A point in fucking time.

Skinny girl drinks= fail lol

Free and Funny Drinking Ecard: I'm concerned your choice in alcoholic beverages is now based on calorie count rather than intoxication efficiency

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Some people just need a high five In the face With a chair Made of steel Twice From Hulk!

gotta always have your bitch slapper ready

Just enjoy the cute fluffy kitten. Let me just clean off my bitch slapper, then we can to business dont look cat in eye

How the fight started!

How the fight started!

ONLY a box of wine ;) @Caroline Erb

ONLY a box of wine! My mum always had a box of wine whilst cooking Sunday lunch:)

elf on the shelf

How to completely freak out your kids… A human Elf On A Shelf. This would be fantastic if you could find a someone the kids had never seen before. Just wake up… And find a random person in an elf costume sitting on your mantle…hilarious.