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Hahah and I turn on all the lights and leave them on until the sun is out.

This is half true, I always pass slow drivers and I always look to see if they look as stupid as they drive, haha

Especially if they're in the left lane on a highway.

Comma rule 1 and 3 Grammar Win! I don't always go to work feeling ill, but when I do, it's because making sub plans is too much work.

I don't always floss, but when I do, I have a dentist appointment in 20 minutes!

I don't always believe the governments official story. But when I do, it's because they've indefinitely detained me, tortured me, drugged me, and forced me to watch the mainstream news.

Sick Days and sub plans: #teacherproblems I don't always come to work sick but when I do it's because writing sub plans would be worse

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Sick Days and sub plans: I don't always come to work sick but when I do it's because writing sub plans would be worse.Wrote the sub plans and brought them to school, because rewriting emergency sub plans is worse.

Yep!

A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it’s for. He responds, «It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.

I think Ibsen wants the reader to feel suspense at the end of act two. Nora mentions that she only has 31 hours to live.

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I don't always set my alarm early to go running But when I do, I hit snooze 23 times and I don't go | I Dont Always

I don't always party like a rock star. - The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always at the softball field,  but when I am... just kidding!  I'm always at the softball field.  | The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always throw a pass at the goal line instead of running it in with 2 downs left, but when I do. I LOSE THE SUPERBOWL - Dos Equis Guy gives advice

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