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Sometimes, the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense I need a nap afterward.I do occasionally practice self control!

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: The only thing this juice diet has cleansed me of is my will to live.

We all know the code words.

eCard: I'm going to let these pans soak. Otherwise known as, I don't feel like doing the dishes. This is so true and so me.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

bahahaha sadly yes

Been there.

Free and Funny News Ecard: You know you're from the if you remember being disappointed when the CD's leaflet didn't have the lyrics to the songs. How else were you going to learn that damn line on track

Sincerely speaking

Funny Workplace Ecard: The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.

which is why when my husband put an engagement ring in my makeup bag on vacation, I didn't wake him up for an hour. I knew he loved his sleep (but didn't know he was awake in bed, freaking out that I hadn't come out of the bathroom).

AMEN>>> I kinda want to print this out and put it by our coffee pot so that my hubs will see it and maybe not wake me up on days i want to sleep in.Wonder if he would read it and let me sleep.

I HATE when that happens! ! Even worse, If It's in my car & they Have the nerve to tURN it DOWN!  Like damn.

You're speaking during my favorite part of this song and that makes me homicidal - so true

Haven't heard from you

Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

No idea why I'm posting this under "Humor." Must be because I don't have a topic for "Sad Truths We All Have to Face."

Everyday that I have off. During work days I'm usually thinking, "I have x amount of things to accomplish today and zero time to do it!" On my days off, however, it's more like. "I don't think this is free time. I think this is forgetting time.

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