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Funny Confession Ecard: Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free .and three sizes smaller?

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

You know you're from the 90s if you remember being disappointed when the CD's leaflet didn't have the lyrics to the songs. How else were you going to learn that damn line on track 3.

Free and Funny News Ecard: You know you're from the if you remember being disappointed when the CD's leaflet didn't have the lyrics to the songs. How else were you going to learn that damn line on track

I'm so glad you told your husband how much you loved him on Facebook instead of in person. From 5 feet away.

OR girlfriend/boyfriend. Seriously people, grow some balls and say it in person. If you wouldn't say "I love you" in person, don't freaking say it period!

Just when I think that my daughter inherited nothing from me, she trips over her own feet and slams into a wall. Then I say to myself, 'Oh, there I am!'

Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I fantasize about a world where I'm in charge, chocolate makes you skinny, and everything is always 75% off.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I fantasize about a world where I'm in charge, chocolate makes you skinny, and everything is always off.

When I was growing up there was no 'she's a kid' excuse when I misbehaved. There was 'you do that again and I'll knock you into next week! . ☀CQ #southern

Free, Reminders Ecard: When I was growing up there was no "she's a kid" excuse when I misbehaved.

Instead of replying to her rude comments, I highlighted all her grammatical and spelling errors and sent back a note saying, 'Bitch, I can't read this, try again.'

Instead of replying to her rude comments, I highlighted all her grammatical and spelling errors and sent back a note saying, 'Bitch, I can't read this, try again. I totally do this!

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

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