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I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times. Actually, I've killed many people more than three times.

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

truth. sincerely. if it's offensive to hear, understand that what you're putting out is offensive.

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A little humor to start the weekend. ☺️You deserve some laughter after all the pain.

Soooooooo funny!!

Life quotes are the best sources of good inspiration. when you really need something more than inspiration then funny life quotes are the best way to make your mood

(Selective Few only)  what should of been swallowed or ran down a leg, is now...well the trial & error in that goes back generations..accidental miracle some may say. Oh for fucks sake, ride hard, die free!!!

(Selective Few only) what should of been swallowed or ran down a leg, is now...well the trial & error in that goes back generations..accidental miracle some may say. Oh for fucks sake, ride hard, die free!!!

:) posted this on Duane's facebook because he didn't even know the words to twinkle twinkle. Little star lol

So my husband free styling All the time lol

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Its not a challenge...                                                                                                                                                                                 More

Embrace Your Inner Fantasy…

Funny Quotes : Dear life, when i said can my day get any worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.

Lol when they ask why do u smile so much. Haha here's my answer haha

I'm a happy go lucky Ray of fucking sunshine.

Did you fall from Heaven? Because so did....

Rebel circus quotes satan's a great guy what r u talking about!

tickle me not

You've been warned Sandy. You've been warned.

Rough week                                                                                                                                                     More

It's been a rough week. But I didn't need bail money and I don't have a body count, so it could have been worse.

That's why ya don't drink Fireball around your best friends or a group that has grown too large for your comfort level ;)

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Are you alwasys so stupid or is today a special occasion?

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