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Happens on the reg!

Happens on the reg!

That's one reason I prefer texts or email.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: No, this isn't an inconvenient time. It always sounds like my kids are killing a cat in my house.

I have got a million phone calls like this. A year and half is way too long to care about someone.

Excactly what i was thinking lol such a waste of time!


Funny Friendship Ecard: You're only as cool as the friends you hang out with . And I'm awesome You're welcome.

Hahaha...how the generations have changed!

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then

Click to check out this epic set of songs “All About The Words” free on Playlist!

you're speaking during my favorite part of this song and that makes me homicidal.SO TRUE!

I'm so glad you told your husband how much you loved him on Facebook instead of in person. From 5 feet away.

Because you have to prove you love each other by showing everyone else. Ugh so annoying

This is my life.

Some people have been offended as I have told them this - well I used a different word than stupid but I don't sugarcoat that it was their bad decision that got them into trouble. I have made too many bad decisions to tiptoe around now.

All the way back to the cheap seats. Take that, richies! Eat my JanSport backpack!

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: When I board an airplane, I make sure to bump all the people in first class with my backpack just to remind them they aren't that important.

I know a few people like this:) LOL "Some people just lack the ability to realize that everyone in the room wants them to shut up."

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Some people just lack the ability to realize that everyone in the room wants them to shut up.

I don’t know why this made me laugh, but it did.

Free and Funny Weekend Ecard: Don't you hate when you're going down the steps, and you forget about the last one?you just had a 7 inch heart attack.

Coffee haha

Funny Workplace Ecard: Do you see SPARK in my hand yet? So then why are you still talking?