Some eCards: If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.

Just Kidding. LOL

Funny Confession Ecard: After exercising I always eat a pizza. just kidding. I don't exercise. You love pizza and BakerStone loves you.

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Free and Funny Father's Day Ecard: Dad, thanks for always helping me out financially so I can focus on being an independent woman

yep, once i calculate the truth, i do want to blurt it out - lying cheat, two-face fake!

"Some things are better left unsaid. That's usually the stuff I blurt out right away". I have no filter

Leg shaving is suspended until April.  Yay!

Woohoo furry leg season is back rofl

omg...it's funny, 'cause it's true! This reminds me of quite a few people! :)

Funny Reminders Ecard: Everyone Knows you are just One positive ' I love my life ' Status away from a nervous breakdown.

I thought this was funny!

It's so finny bc the toilet really is the most convenient time to pin!


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Now that is funny

by the power vested in me, i now pronounce you *blocked* and *deleted* you may now kiss my ass.

How to Make a Vacation Kind of Feel Like a Vacation

You know you're a mom when going shopping at Target by yourself feels like a vacation and going on a family vacation feels like work. Vacations with the kids are so fun, but a lot of work too!

Can't find what you are looking for on in the fridge

I hate it when you open the fridge & can't find what you were looking for.like happiness & perfect abs.

" i feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer from possibly maybe working out."

eCard: I feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer to possibly maybe working out. So true!

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Can I list "Speaks Cursive" on my resume?

Ahaha....wait a minute, why am I laughing?

love me some honey boo boo & sugar bear.

self esteem is a funny thing

There are more food stamp kinda days than million bucks.

Weekend forecasts... habit!!

Ahh yeah, one of the reasons I don't drink often. Funny Weekend Ecard: Those five seconds where you go from tipsy to pole dance wasted.