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:) luke bryan. lol.

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'. Not the lost part but the I can't shake it right now lol

Funnies Thread Part 2 - Page 58

Funnies Thread Part 2 - Page 58

Funny Confession Ecard: I only seem to remember I want to lose weight AFTER eating 7 cookies.

Ijs is altijd goed

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

This is either going to be a great success, or we're going to have a great story to tell. So basically, we're on the verge of greatness.

Funny College Ecard: This is either going to be a great success, or we're going to have a great story to tell.so basically we're on the verge of greatness.

I'm not OCD, but you can count on me to turn your toilet paper in the correct position...

I'm not OCD but you can count on me to turn your toilet paper in the correct position. LOL) SO TRUE!

men just cant take being sick....

Funny Apology Ecard: Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue? My life it's not even funny

I rarely say something that's not hilarious. Lol.

Funny Confession Ecard: I usually laugh at my own texts before I send them because I rarely say something that's not hilarious.

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I'll take the brick house bod I had at 17 but keep the chest and height I have now.

The cashier in the CVS drive thru didn't even ask - she just WAVED lollipops back and forth and grinned at the kids in the back seat.   I said, "No thanks!"  Yeah, that was a fun ride  home....

Child: "Mom, can I have a candy?" Mom: "Did you brush your teeth?" Child: "Not yet" Mom: "No, then you can't have candy." (Child leaves room and finds Dad)Child: "Dad, can I have candy?" Dad: "Yes.

I was just telling my kids that we had to square dance in PE when I was in high school (Thank God we did that cuz I NEVER used that a day in my life after that).they were like, "what's square dancing?

Square Dance....
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