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I was just thinking about eating the leftover Chinese I have. Oh you're dating my ex? Cool, I'm eating a sandwich want those leftovers too? Yep you can have all of them!

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This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

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Some people seriously can't take a hint. Even when it's the most OBVIOUS thing ever! I think they're what's called "Slow Learners"

Which would only end in her hand going numb for hours, but at least she would feel better.

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.


And everyone knows that Mondays suck. "I'm not saying I hate you, what I'm saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.


I know this sooo totally not nice. ( forgive me Mom) but this is sooo funny and it just reminded that I have people in my life who say these random things that may not be okay to say.but gosh they are funny!

I dedicate this ... to Trevor

I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

I feel bad for the girl that my ex left me for. She has no idea what she has gotten herself into.

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True dat......

"I heard you're a player. Nice to meet you, I'm a coach." This is hilarious. I have been happily out of the game for a while, but great line lmao

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yup.  i'm deaf.

That's my life a lot of the time now that I live in Australia. All the Aussie accents are tough to understand at times.especially when they talk fast!

substitue crap for bs and yeah there's the unpopular opinion

well some of them don't take my breath away, but still suffocate me with their BS.