There is NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING, I hate more than people on cell phones in public bathrooms. If you work in retail it happens ALL the time bc employees take "bathroom breaks" so they can make phone calls.
OMG, I’m rich! Silver in the Hair Gold in the Teeth Crystals in the Kidneys Sugar in the Blood Lead in the Ass Iron in the Arteries and An inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas. I never thought I’d accumulate such wealth!