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I will not calm down.I will raise hell and break shit

Stay sassy and smart assy

I don't always wear my sassy pants. But, when I do, I wear them classy with some smart assy. Stay sassy my friends.

Relationship Advice You Need To Follow (Pictures) - Join The Party!

Celeb Breakup Quotes - If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously, punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.

Let's Not Cry Over Spilled Beer

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

those days when u just want to be left alone:/

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.

I'M HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN..AS SOON AS ... - http://www.razmtaz.com/im-having-a-nervous-breakdown-as-soon-as/

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: As soon as this day is over I'm having a nervous breakdown. I've worked for it, I deserve it and no one is going to keep me from it!


"Never take someone's feelings for granted. You never know how much courage it took them to show." Sometimes you only show your feelings to a select few.

"Listen, if I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle & wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems, But Then Again, Neither Does Milk

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk! Hahaha, I think milk causes more problems lol

Lol doesn't fit really now but sounds like my life. Will need it one day I'm sure :/

Nah I think the quote is more like this for me : dear heart, your in good hands. Your the most blessed thing on earth. You have an amazing girl in your life. Hey brain, I told you I knew I was going to be ok of I went with her

funny autocorrect, someecards

wtf: Hey, Auto Correct, quit messing with my curse words, you motherforklift

Funny E-Cards That Tell It Like It Is (37 pics) - Izismile.com

This shit pisses me off! Texting and being on the phone is supposed to keep you connected but IM HERE AND RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! How does whoever is texting you deserve your time more than me? I have a friend that does this ALL the time!