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Ecard vodka and ice

I really cant walk the walk or talk the talk. But if you need someone to drink the drink,   Im your girl!

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I wish you would!

I wish a bitch would for real.I aint gotta talk shit cuz I'm confident in myself.ive learned the biggest pussies talk the biggest game then run with their tail between their legs when i step up.

Dear Alcohol, we had a deal. You were to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent & a better dancer.. I saw the video.. We need to talk.

Funny Farewell Ecard: Dear Alcohol, we had a deal. You were to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent & a better dancer. I saw the video.

There's something wrong with my bank. They say I don't have any money. Or an account. And also to stop walking through the drive-thru to get free lollipops.

People come into my bank for free coffee, cookies, chocolates, lollipops, and to read the paper.

Lol...... hell yea

So true though right?

Beer And Stupidity: 18 More Of The Very Best Rotten E-Cards From The Last Months. Hard Thruths Served With A Heavy Dose Of Bitterness And Sarcasm... [18 Photos]

Beer And Stupidity: 18 More Of The Very Best Rotten E-Cards From The Last Months. Hard Thruths Served With A Heavy Dose Of Bitterness And Sarcasm.

Seriously... Nothing annoys me more than people constantly on there phone.

#right #selfie #insecure

Funny rotten ecard - so annoying

Don't let my good looks fool you...

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More Free funny Ecards about drinking, work and current events, dripping with sarcasm and social commentary. An effective way to end a friendship.

I've penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking.(also known as girls night out)

Definitely more if a perv.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm kind of a lady, but definitely more of a pervert.

funny but true

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Ha!

I can never keep a house plant alive.

Seriously...

yay for team work?

Someday I'll be a 90 year old woman. With my same dirty mind and even dirtier mouth. It's going to be AWESOME.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Someday I'll be a 90 year old woman. With my same dirty mind and even dirtier mouth. It's going to be AWESOME.

Why is it the people without money act like they have money and the people who actually have money act like they don't?

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I may not be everyone's cup of tea. But I am someone's double vodka.

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