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She just did exactly what she accused you of? Why, yes, I'm filing her under hypocritical twat waffle as we speak.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I worked through lunch so I wouldn't feel guilty about doing nothing between 4 and


That awesome moment when you stop the microwave with one second to go and feel like a bomb defusal expert :)

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Now if  one of the presidential nominees would just adopt this stance they would have my vote no matter how many other douchey things they endorse..

Why test on animals when we have pedophiles in prison? They want to scar kids for life, why not risk scarring them for life? Fair trade, I'd say.

yup, I know who that is!

There's always that one person that makes you want to raise your middle finger every time they speak to you.