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Happy #NationalMargaritaDay    It's time to relax and you deserve it!

I made this margarita with my kids' slushie machine. Alex had to ask which drinks were his when we busted out the slushie machine!

The government IS NOT your babies daddy!! So get a real job and take care of your kids... have you ever heard of birth control or maybe keeping your legs together for once. I'm tired of my tax money paying for your mistakes

Haha, so true! Even if Babies should be Baby's, still true and funny!

Made me giggle :)

Funny Workplace Ecard: Don't let people push you around. Unless you're in a wagon, 'cause that shit is fun.

@Mayuree Leelhasuwan My mom said this is us. LOL

Funny Friendship Ecard: As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ugly ass hole in a

I'm not a princess...I don't need saving. I'm a freaking Queen...I got this shit handled.

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not a princess. I dont need saving. Im a freaking Queen. I got this shit handled.like a boss

I keep meaning to get back to the place I donate money to every month, but that ice cream sure sounds good...

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

And they will know they were conceived via raunchy sex one day.

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

Stupid people are like zombies.  avoid them because their stupidity is contagious, and you WILL become one of them

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

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