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Hello, you can call me dr

Hello, you can call me dr

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Funny Ecard: The doctor said I needed to start drinking more whiskey. Also, I'm calling myself 'the doctor' now.

If the healthcare mandate is unconsitutional then just what in the hell is the Patriot Act?

Sad because it looks like the supreme court is going to undo the good that's been done. And all that potential good, too.

"People get really grumpy when they realize you're giving them directions for how to go to the store and buy a GPS." hahaha this is a brilliant idea!

Kolmogorov Directions - People get really grumpy when they realize you're giving them directions for how to go to the store and buy a GPS.

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Truth. Truth. Truth.

Funny Confession Ecard: Behind a nagging woman. There is a man not doing what he is supposed to!

I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my terms.The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not the cat lady type. Im more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my terms.The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.

Funny Flirting Ecard: You had me at 'What the fuck are you doing in my closet?

Or a multiple personality disorder

I can only imagine what my phone calls sound like to the other person. "Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when do ya wanna meet up?

Funny Confession Ecard: Spiders are assholes... When you crawl on my ceiling, upside down, above my head, you are an asshole.

"Spiders are assholes. When you crawl on my ceiling, upside down, above my head, you are an asshole." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

Dad needs a drink.

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