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Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

sadly this will probably be me when summer rolls around.

Funny, but true. Maybe next spring? Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring.

No babies anytime soon!

Funny Baby Ecard: Attending your baby shower reminded me that I needed to take my birth control pill.


I dont read Fifty Shades but I find this extremely funny lol I feel this way about any movie lol

I Love Cuddling

So sad but true. Funny Anniversary Ecard: I love cuddling with you on the couch after a long day. Well, sitting next to you as we play on our computers, not talking and hardly touching.

haha like when i say, "have a great apple and sandwich" and nobody understands what that means!

OMG I totally quote this all the time. Be a Man rub some dirt in it


Funny pictures about Why did I unfriend you? Oh, and cool pics about Why did I unfriend you? Also, Why did I unfriend you?

From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.


Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey E-Cards

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

Somebody is going to send me this someday...I can feel it.

23 Signs You’re a Journalism Major

I know a few too many people that do this to me. I understand not everyone enjoys the phone, and/or doesn't have time for calls, but HELLO! That's why God invented the TEXT MESSAGE!

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a Punishment. Now as a Mom, Nap Time Feels like I Won a Vacation!

Tried and true logic: buy new shoes.  #quote (Pre-WFH job, this was sound logic. But now I barely ever even wear shoes at all...)

New shoes flowchart

Story of my life...

Cat Saturday (34 Photos)

you’re going to make some cats very happy some day funny

I know its your fb page and you can say whatever the hell you want to say, but then I am seeing it so I'll react however the hell I want to react....

ecards, profess love, significant other, daily basis, punch you in the face