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Alternative ways to say "Calm Your Tits"

Alternative ways to say "calm your tits" Hakuna your tatas had me crying lol


It’s really something to think about…

Hilarious So funny! Funny Hahahahaha yes why is this so funny to me


Don't Be A Wuss - Demotivational Poster

Me when I read this,"Wait this is how I am supposed to be when I'm on my period..." literally I just flow like Niagara Falls. Lol

Sorry for the language but this is hilarious! omg I died laughing! this is awesome, and true. Kill them and eat their cookies!

Its okay, but its not okay.

Being an atheist is okay. Being a Christian is okay. Being a reindeer is okay. Shaming religions is not okay. Being homophobic, racist or hateful is not okay. Bullying another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not okay.

i need to create a new board entitled "shit that is fucked up" just for this.

Funny pictures about My girlfriend is not allowed to. Oh, and cool pics about My girlfriend is not allowed to. Also, My girlfriend is not allowed to.

Beef before liquor never sicker.  Toothpaste before orange juice dead.

Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead. Haha thus the reason I rarely drink orange juice I about died!

this makes me laugh probably a little too much! but i've used like, at least half of these! lol

When bro isn't enough

For anytime bro just doesn't cut it. I want to call y brother Han brolo now.

Will Ferrell is a Libra.

I love Will Ferrell. Butts Below the Border // Will Ferrell brings his comedy (and unlikely body-image crusade) to Mexico.



I prefer turkey.