Buy 'pushing fifty' by Tim Mellish as a Greeting Card. This cartoon is a funny (cheeky) birthday card for a woman (your mum, sister, aunt?) reaching the 50 milestone. It adds a little humour to the ageing process which can be anything.
50th birthday trust Tile Coaster by CafePress . $10.50. Ceramic. Four felt pads protect your furniture from scratches. Dishwasher safe. 4.25" x 4.25" and 1/6-inch thick. Not for use with abrasive cups and mugs. 50th birthday t-shirt saying makes a unique fiftieth birthday gift idea Humorous play on the saying of Our Generation, Don't trust anyone under 30, Boomers now say Don't trust anyone under fifty