These are great. :D

14 Actual Announcements By Flight Attendants. I've heard some pretty good ones while on United Airlines. They can get pretty creative.

Michelle and Olivia Parody @michelleoliviashow | Websta

Selfies so true girls you know it. I dont get why people post anyway

Yep, everyone!

This applies to so many people. Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you're with them they always got their phone in their hands texting

Honey, if I really was a bitch I'd make your life a living hell, but instead, I'll just sit back and watch you do it yourself. | Encouragement Ecard

Free, Confession Ecard: The best thing about winter is that your winter coat hides the fact that you're not wearing a bra to Target.

You cant be broke and ugly, pick a struggle

I loved her on the Cosby Show and this is hilarious: "You can't be broke and ugly, pick a struggle". Pick a struggle…

Good Morning all!!

Good Morning all!!


My boyfriend isn't allowed to have candles on his birthday cake. wtf are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me.

I wish I could say this at work.....

LOL this is how i feel half the time i'm on the phone.which is probably the reason i hate talking on the phone