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Here's your hat...what's your hurry?  Audrey Anderson (JayHawker) 2015

what's your hurry?

Instead of milk with my cereal I use wine, and also instead of cereal I use wine.

I don't really eat cereal or drink wine, but this is funny haha



I'm developing a secondary character for Book #3 in Heartwarming's "Those Marshall Boys" series who routinely says things like this. Heh heh heh.

Cause your retarted!

Apparently I've been doing yoga everyday for a long time and didn't even know it!

My favorite yoga pose is the Whatever-The-Sanskrit-Word-For-Nap.

Lol, this one so pertains to me

I am not half-drunk!

Well, Snow White had seven dwarfs....Audrey Anderson (JayHawker) 2015

Well, Snow White had seven dwarfs.

Some days its just like this. Love ya even when I don't like ya

I never get drunk.

Let's cut to the chase.

Ain't nobody got time fa det!

Made this for those of us with some class.

One of my biggest pet peeves is women who are "proud" to be a bitch. It just screams for attention. in your case you are the "big woman". along with being rude and a complete bitch

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i say this to my kid and she gets the funniest confused look on her face

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This collection of e-cards has at least one that everybody can relate to. That is the reason the cards are shared so much on social media. They are funny and sarcastic making them easily likeable.



This is true....sometimes :)

Audrey Anderson (JayHawker) May 2015

Buddy can you spare a dime? Audrey Anderson (JayHawker) May 2015

Darling, on your best day you could never fill my shoes. I give you an 'A' for effort.


Audrey Anderson (JayHawker) May 2015