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Remember how patient I was while you acted up in the store? Hang on to that memory, cause I'm gonna woop your ass when we get home.

Funny Family Ecard: Remember how patient I was while you acted up in the store? Hang on to that memory, cause I'm gonna woop your ass when we get home.

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Encouragement Ecard: Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused.

Some people find it so hard to stay out of my life, when they actually need to focus on their own.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I almost showed up to work today with a positive attitude, but sarcasm stepped in and saved the day. Happens every darn day!

Funny Family Ecard: Just so you know, the fits you throw now to embarrass me into getting your way will be the same fits I throw when you're a teenager to embarrass you to get my way!

-My mom always said, just remember if you embarrass me.I WILL embarrass you too!

Families are the reason that God invented Bourbon.

Funny Family Ecard: Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway.

Awkward Mom Moment #10003: Sneezing is more about crossing your legs tight than covering your mouth. | Family Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Family Ecard: Awkward Mom Moment Sneezing is more about crossing your legs tight than covering your mouth.

It may require more than a hug, but at 26 I'm pretty sure my Mom can still fix everything

Perfect for the mom via adoption or surrogacy. Courtesy of Leilani Writer.

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Something about this cracks me up!

Funny Confession Ecard: I have OCD, but I only clean things when I'm in the mood because I'm also bipolar.

Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place.

Funny Confession Ecard: Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. 'Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place.

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