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The brain is the most outstanding organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love - Quotes

@Kristen Lindquist @April Solberg. Truth.

"Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking. should I put this under my TRUTH board?

Boil, smash, season, bake.  I'll have to try this! humor-to-brighten-or-ruin-your-day

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Life quotes are the best sources of good inspiration. when you really need something more than inspiration then funny life quotes are the best way to make your mood

Taking your bra off at the end of a super long day...

I've thought about marketing a 'Bra Rack' for just this very thing.for right at the back door. Too bad I live with 4 boys.

So true.

I don't need to write it down --- so true, so true. Actually I don't tell myself that anymore, I HAVE to write it down!

Manicures --for my girls

How I feel every time. I hate having my eyebrows waxed, resulting in some pretty wicked eyebrows of the time and every time I get a pedicure, they ask "chew wohnt you eyebrows done?

Hilarious

I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

Good side effects

The "good side effects" are what the drug actually does. I'm a nurse. Also, I have seen side effects like "may cause breast enlargement" or "weight loss"

Oh, what you see when someone shifts your paradigm ; )

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I didn't before, but now I can't see anything else, damn it! Some things you just can't unsee!

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Being an adult is stupid. I get excited when I have new cleaning cloths at work. I have a sad life.

6th grade

Oh, thank god! But the sad thing is, when I get older I will probably still say thank god I don't look like I did at

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I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

That moment where you have so much shit to do that you decide you're not going to do any of it.

This is me at the moment.feel paralyzed by the to-do lists facing me at home and work.

This is so much like me...I don't know how often I do this!  LOL

I do this all the time.gona put it in a safe place. where exactly is that safe place again?

YES!!! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!!

My Dream job

My dream job would be driving the karma bus! Beep beep, I'm coming through!

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