The Little One said, “After I eat my own meal, I steal her bowl of food so I can have two meals.” “I should have a species change. I am not really a dog, I am a chicken” Said the Big One ~ Dog Shaming shame - Boxer & Bull Mastiff
"My name is Missy. I am a hoarder. I have been a hoarder for 2 years. If Mom had not moved the couch I would still be hoarding." ("Shame on Missy's mom for not cleaning under the couch for 2 years" should be the real caption here.