* * BLACK CAT: - " See dat bully kid over der leanin' likes a smart-ass on hiz bike? Me human brought me heres today to wipe dat dipstik grin off de wretched punk's face. Me clawz be ready to transform hiz face.
This is Shay. He likes to jump up onn the shower curtain rods via the window sill and sleep. Sometimes he hisses at mommy's guests and she gets to hear people say things like, "Your curtain rod just hissed at me.