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When someone says "expect the unexpected" slap them in the face and say "you didn't expect that, did you"?

Randomness Is Awesomeness

Randomness Is Awesomeness

Kanye West said he’s going to be the next Nelson Mandela. Your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. TAKE A SEAT PLEASE.-- this accurately describes my feelings toward Kanye.

Bitch

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*sigh* No math, please. | Community Post: 17 Things Only People Without Kids Will Relate To

17 Things Only People Without Kids Will Relate To

Seriously one of my biggest pet peeves! And I have kids!

Hath no fury than a woman's scorn

Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman. Pink words and funny quotes.

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Cool story bro wanna hear mine

Very clever! Except that I would need a really big mosquito to get away with some of the slaps people deserve!

Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

Fake bake

Dear girls who go tanning, it's called "sunkissed" not "Dorito raped"

Real Women

Real Women

Oh the joys of managing a hotel

A pinner posted: "I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is yes." Is loosing your job worse than losing it?

This is to hereby proclaim that anything sarcastic, cruel, or bitchy I say during PMS or my period shall be made null and void the next day.

This is to hereby proclaim that anything sarcastic, cruel, or bitchy I say during PMS or my period shall be made null and void the next day.

37 Funny Quotes to Get You Through All This Can apply to Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday…you get the picture. They’re just awful. Such a long week..is it over yet? I’m on fire this week. We all have our power. So rare to see it in the wild. It’s the newest thing! Better not start. Or a …

37 Funny Quotes to Get You Through All This -

37 Funny Quotes to Get You Through All This Can apply to Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday…you get the picture. They’re just awful. Such a long week..is it over yet? I’m on fire this week. We all have our power. So rare to see it in the wild. It’s the newest thing! Better not start. Or a …

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