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I'm not an alcoholic...

I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties

Moms! Like dads, only smarter.

She'd be "the Mom! and not only smarter than Dad . smarter than any of Dad's friends too!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Those are Andy's mom's toys, they have the same name as we do. - this made me laugh much more than I should have.

I just laughed so so hard

Women and War. Hahahaaaa hilarious If women ruled the world. There wouldn't be any wars just a bunch of countries not speaking jokes of humor lol memes

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Only four more days until a bitch can get drunk.that's if you only drink on the weekends.

lmfao I always think this!

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

I'm not a bitch, I still have a heart ... so when I say something it's not crass and heartless as if I'm better off without you or better than you. This isn't high school as if we're mortal enemies. "There are some things better left unsaid, but you can bet your sweet ass I am gonna say them anyway."

I'm not a bitch, I still have a heart . "There are some things better left unsaid, but you can bet your sweet ass I am gonna say them anyway.

LOVE THIS hahaha hope I can kick it like this when I'm older

reminder: your girlfriends will outlive your husband Then again.your girlfriend may run off with your husband.and her friendship :(

sounds about right

Yep, so true before but now Im like oh snap is that cake? Nom nom nom , and then Im like, "Grrrrrr" as I work that cake off

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