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Back off Cupid! Not really. Cupid is welcome here.

Pretty much! lol----haha @Deanna Marozas and this is partially why we are bff's!

Teenager Posts Of The Week!

Teenager Post Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

Vodka

A much better V - funny-quotes

aro/ace jokes. http://acejokes.tumblr.com/

K but what about the Pansexual are we like the forgotten house that nobody knows or are we with the bisexuals in ravenclaw? I mean I actually am a Gryffindor but I'm not straight in the slightest. so idk<<<ANOTHER GRYFFINDOR PANSEXUAL OMG.

AA batteries don't last like they use to.

Anti Valentines Day Party   Its Not Me, Its YOU!

Anti Valentines Day Party Its Not Me, Its YOU - hilarious for the wall

Oh hell this is hilarious

The single life

Religion is like a penis

Free and Funny News Ecard: Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem.

This has been great, but I think I'll go back to doing whatever I want all the time.

Funny Breakup Ecard: This has been great, but I think Ill go back to doing whatever I want all the time.

12 Hilarious Anti-Valentine's Day Cards For People You Hate

12 Hilarious Anti-Valentine's Day Cards For People You Hate

"when i met you in the summer..."

Hahaha ummm this def applies to some people

single quotes Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh what fun it is to see couples fight all day, Hey!

Where are all my single fellow mates at?

For all the Single Christian Girls who are waiting on God's special timing for them...

Funny Confession Ecard: No I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future. (My Life)

It's a little true.

People laugh at sarcasm! But I am funny!

Bad day- This poem fits well with my day today, except I am drinking sent Smirnoff tonight haha

Free and Funny Valentine's Day Ecard: Roses are dead, violets are fine, this day sucks balls I really love wine

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