A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.
Laugh Out Loud Quotes by George Carlin. Hysterically funny, George cut through to the heart of every subject and found the humor in it. He was brilliant and fearless. The best comedian ever to mess with our heads. I miss you, George.