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Fine wine, expensive scotch, drinks I can't really afford. Thing is, I also cook like my mom, bake like my grandmother and eat like my brother. I'm in trouble. :/

Gone are the days that girls cook like their mothers // now they drink like their fathers // ecard

hah. it's funny because my sister just told me how much she loves this feeling..

I've thought about marketing a 'Bra Rack' for just this very thing.for right at the back door. Too bad I live with 4 boys.

This is how I felt this whole week.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you have so much shit to do, that you decide to take a nap instead.

Dear men who are smart, hot, awesome and madly in love with me: Please start existing.

Dear men who are smart, hot, awesome and madly in love with me: Please start existing. Seriously, where are you hiding?

That'd be me. Even when I'm at my tannest everyone is still darker than me!

No amount of tanning will ever change how hopelessly white you are. (or how hopelessly white I AM! Pretty much.

The only way he could get better is if he was wearing Camo. Husband Material right there!

I saw you have a beard and tattoos. Excuse me, while I take my clothes off. Funny quote on men.


Be careful in that tanning bed, or I will starting telling u that u have been dorito raped

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Few things in life feel better than taking your bra off at the end of a long day. So true!ain't that the truth!

Ha ha! Happens to me more than not...sigh makes me realize I don't know that many people; how depressing!  lol!

HI NANCY.oh wait that's not nancy hahaha! i kind of like awkward moments, it means we are real and that funny and awkward thigns happen to us no matter who we are.


Don't make excuses for him. You can't put flowers in an asshole and call it a vase. Yep Steve is an asshole cheats on his live in girlfriend and talks bad about his ex wife.

Does this mean I will start passing out with a glass of bourbon in my hand? #justlikedaddy

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I drink like my father, and still cook like my mother. (My dad doesn't really drink but it sounded good LOL)