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Just a side effect…

Just a side effect…

I'm telling this to my sister cuz she always says I'm weird.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

My husband said I woke up and slapped him one night and the next morning I told him I had a dream he cheated on me.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

I'm glad everyone is having such a delightful day walking slow as fuck in front of me.

I'm glad everyone is having such a delightful day walking slow as fuck in front of me. STORY OF MY LIFE!

I can't stand when the girls scream for no reason!!! It's all kaylees vocab consist of lately

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Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Just because I came to work today doesn't imply that I've come to actually do work today.

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Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: If by 'Let's agree to disagree,' you really mean: 'Let's each continue to think the other person is a fucking idiot,' then, yeah, sure.

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