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whenever i read these "dos equis" quotes i read his voice aloud in my head, am i the only one? ahah

And cheese dip! My favorite meal, chips, cheese dip and a HUGE strawberry margarita!

I don't always go on Web MD but when I do, I learn I'm going to die soon.

I don't always send texts when i'm drunk But when i do, i close one eye so i can focus The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don’t always have a cool Facebook status…

I don’t always have a cool Facebook status…

You should place your fiancée in front of a slow computer before getting married. You'll know who they are by their reaction...

You should place your fiancée in front of a slow computer before getting…

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did your mom every say these things to you? I remember some of these and some came from dad...but it's funny!

Haha, I remember some of these from when I was a kid :) Love you mom! Haha, I remember some of these from when I was a kid :) Love you mom! Haha, I remember some of these from when I was a kid :) Love you mom!

Or traumatize my dog by trapping him in the corner and putting the auction tube up to his fur..

I don't always do the vacuuming but when I do I spend of the time trying to suck up something I could pick up with my hands instantly The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Most Interesting Man In The World - i dont always carry all the groceries on one arm but when i

I don't always wish people happy birthday. But when I do, they are guitar playing, whiskey loving, gun toting bad asses.

The Most Interesting Man In The World

Funny pictures about Dream memories. Oh, and cool pics about Dream memories. Also, Dream memories.

Busted out laughing at how true this is!!!!  hahaha.....   SOOOOOO me......  sooooooo true.....

Every time I get one.

I don't always get a sore throat, but when I do, I swallow every five seconds to see if it still hurts. So true.

I don't always floss, but when I do, I have a dentist appointment in 20 minutes. #Dentist or #Hygienist #sandiegodentist

I don't always floss, but when I do, I have a dentist appointment in 20 minutes. Pinned for all of dental friends.

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