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Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Just admit it, all any woman wants in life is to do Christian Grey-ish things to the entire cast of Magic Mike.

That's right!!

Freak Show Friday #8

I gotta remember this quote for next time someone's a smartass to me.

HILARIOUS QUOTES – 26 Pics

Best Funny Quotes : QUOTATION - Image : As the quote says - Description 26 Hilarious Sayings and Quotes to Share #

Working out all day everyday!

If being sarcastic burned calories. I would be on skinny bitch! Ahahaha my actual life

Vodka looks like water :-)

Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas! Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas! Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas!

Have a nice day...

Bahaha everyday at work! Change to read 'I have to remember that the .

This is definitely accurate

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

Funny Workplace Ecard: People think that just because you tolerate them at work, it makes you friends.. NO, BITCH! I'm just trying to keep my job!

Funny Workplace Ecard: People think that just because you tolerate them at work, it makes you friends. NO, BITCH! I'm just trying to keep my job! Not in my current job, but I know what they're talking about.

I tried to throat punch you via text but there's no app for that. I looked. Twice.

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: I tried to throat punch you via text but there's no app for that. I looked.

I'm not crying because I'm sad. I'm crying because I want to punch you in the fucking face but I can't.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I'm not crying because I'm sad. I'm crying because I want to punch you in the fucking face but I can't.

Truth  all I do is speak truth ‍♀️ can't handle me calling you out, don't do shitty things to be called out on.

Truth 😉😉 all I do is speak truth 🤷‍♀️ can't handle me calling you out, don't do shitty things to be called out on.

OMG!  Too funny!!!

Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

Everything Paleo!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'd do anything to lose except eat healthy and work out.

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