That's about right

I am well aware I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, I’d rather be someone’s shot of tequila anyway!

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours.

Free, Confession Ecard: When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours.

Oh My gosh - this made me laugh, it made me cry, it made me smile as well as sigh....  A Mother’s Prayer by Tina Fey

A mothers prayer for realistic people. I heart Tina. If i EVER have (totally not even thinking about that O. Future "maybe" one? xD)children, this is the truth. Anywho this is funny and a nice read also. Go Tina Fey!

Pretty much sums up my attitude towards final exams

I do yoga to alleviate stress. Just kidding. I drink wine. Workout t-shirt or tank top.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

My husband said I woke up and slapped him one night and the next morning I told him I had a dream he cheated on me.

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