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Author and illustrator Bob Staake has been altering vintage children’s books covers to create his twisted series, “Bad Little Children’s Books.” Staake has authored or illustrated more than 60 (non-twisted) children’s books and 17 New Yorker covers.

Little Blue Book, Making Men Happy with Jams and Jellies, by Elizabeth Palmer

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With titles like My First Little Boob Job and Daddy Hopes He Has Enough Rope in the Trunk, these incredibly warped children’s books dreamed up by illustrator Bob Staake aren’t for sensi…

More jam please!

haha not sure why I found this so hilarious. spread that shit, REAL good.

Hipster please

Hipster please


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Old Vintage AD Beautiful but dumb, she has never learned the first rule of lasting charm a long-lasting deodorant, ODO-Ro-Do

BamBam can't stop admiring his own leg ~ | allkpop Meme Center

Yah already know your legs are *wow* so stop wearing those heels, Baem.


Nap Time

It’s Nap Time… I laughed wayyy too hard.I'm gonna be a terrible parent!

Mom, did I have this one?

favorite book the berenstain bears get kicked in the dick Read it today.brother bear gets kicked in the dick by sister bear

this is something I think people who work with kids need to be able to talk more about

Found this at the library I work at. Happy Father's Day!

Help little Timmy understand the concept of doing hard time by reading him "The Night Dad Went To Jail". This informative children's book will teach kids the life changes they can expect after daddy gets sent off to federal pound me in the ass prison.

Odditorium Barber Shop: Weird hair styles for men.

When you have your mugshot taken, do it in style. Why not sport a very fashionable "Forehead Mustache", because one mustache simply isn't enough!

I know when to hold them, know when to fold them. But let's really get into Kenny's mind.

Understanding Kenny Rogers by Linus Horther (Thank you to Morgan Cline!

When my dad was little, he and his family were migrant farmworkers-picking potatoes in California. I try to remember everyday that I am one generation away from that incredibly hard, back-breaking work. Thank you Dad!

Funny pictures about Thank you Jesus. Oh, and cool pics about Thank you Jesus. Also, Thank you Jesus.

Dan caught Phil red handed eating Dans cereal CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW CUTE PHIL LOOKS

Dan caught Phil red handed eating Dans cereal CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW CUTE PHIL LOOKS<<<this is really funny but you know what else makes this funny? The article this comes from is a cat website and it says weirdest cat breeds