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The ID channel has taught me well! Along with The First 48 ;)

"I don’t like making plans for the day because then the word premeditated gets thrown around in the courtroom" (ecards)

Been there...done that. Lol

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: You know that amazing feeling when you go to bed knowing your entire house is clean?

i.e. Don't cross me!

my third side isn't pretty. There's only one person who's seen it.

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Encouragement Ecard: Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused.

Funny quote - i Dont do crazy - http://jokideo.com/funny-quote-i-dont-do-crazy/

Funny quote - i Dont do crazy

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't 'go crazy.' I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Sorry I don't have the house spotless, laundry folded, and dinner on the table. As it turns out, my full time job gets in the way of me being a housewife. Not that it really makes a difference...

Sorry I don't have the house spotless, laundry folded, and dinner on the table. As it turns out, my full time job gets in the way of me being a housewife./ So glad my husband understands :)

After all of the verbal abuse I put up with all summer long from my narcissistic roommate, I righteously have a lot of things I'd like to say to him.

What I'd Really Like to Say to My Narcissistic Roommate

I don’t care what you think of me because it can't be half as bad as what I think of you. ~ or remotely as good as what I have on you

Omg... I dealt with it from Sat until Tues.. No more!!! I have dogs that freak and kids trying to stay asleep all night long!!! Ughhh

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

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I don't just smile. I laugh like the crazy bitch I am. Funny Confession Ecard: Why yes, I do smile a little when karma pays a visit to someone who so desperately deserves it.

:) luke bryan. lol.

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'. Not the lost part but the I can't shake it right now lol

extensive experience in dealing with stupid people to my resume

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