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I dont have an attitude

Tome and Jerry Quotes - I don't have an attitude! Just a personality that you can't handle.

that's how people with poking habit should be treated !!

I don't care what you think of me. Unless you think I am Awesome. In which Case ~ You are Right. CARRY ON!

Just to make you smile. Yep, I'm guilty and then I remember how much I need to do for www.sargeslist.com and I hop right out of bed and get to work. (HA! I actually end up chasing my kids around all day and then get to work after they are in bed for the night!)

Free and Funny News Ecard: I do 5 sit-ups every morning. It may not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button.

Tell me again how lucky I am to work here.

A self deprecating humor about your situation, allows you to see the funny side of things!

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I shouldn't pin this,,,but just sometimes i may feel this way, lol

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Calories... tiny creatures that live in your closet and alter your clothes smaller... ?!  I knew it!!

So TRUE! Calories~ tiny creatures who live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night!

If ur going to be a smartass.......

Be smart if you're gonna be a smartass. Otherwise, you're just an ass. ~ You tell 'em!

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Well aren't you just a fun filled little lollipop triple dipped in psycho!

STRANGERS think I'm quiet. MY FRIENDS think I'm outgoing. MY BEST FRIENDS know that I'm completely insane.

Strangers Think Im Quiet. My Friends Think Im Outgoing. My Best Friend Knows That Im Completely Insane.

Just Sayin'...

Daffy Duck I hate it when people are at your house and ask hey do you have a bathroom? No not at all, we shit in the yard.