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For my beautiful and brilliant NSS! I adore you from your toes to your unfairly perfect hair!

This is how is feel.. Almost every day in winter...

This is SOOOOO true :) :) The moment in the shower when you think Fuck shaving. I'm just wearing jeans today!

evaluation humor

I feel like I’m dying of laughter every time I read this…best someecard I’ve seen yet. My friend and I were cracking up after seeing it a couple days ago, I’ve wanted so badly to post it on people’s.

Funny Saying

Sarcasm- this is soooo true in my family and friends. If we bust your chops, you have been accepted as one of us!

Sounds totally legit to me!

Shout out to the work at home bosses that still have to work sick! According to my boss, 'Sick of being here' is not a valid reason to go home sick. What is up with this guy?

It's not drinking 'alone' if there are screaming children outside the closet door.

Wrong but funny lol.It's not drinking 'alone' if there are screaming children outside the closet door.

The many others...... People wonder why I gave my kids the names I did. I HATED my name growing up, there was always at least one other Jessica in my classes. There's only two other Keegan's, and no other Joanna's in the kids school!!!!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I automatically dislike anyone with my name because it feels like a competition and let's be honest. You're not winning that.

I basically only like people when theyre funny, or when they leave me alone.

Free, Encouragement Ecard: I basically only like people when they're funny, or when they leave me alone.

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my pinterest board. I have no control over the humour I find in them ;-) | eCards

Please don't judge me for the ecards you see on my Kicks & Giggles board. I have no control over the humour I find in them ;

Associating ADHD with humor may simultaneously do a disservice and service to clients and professionals. Whereas comic relief may lessen the severity of stigma, it also may serve to lessen the seriousness and worth of a diagnosis.

I would be probably the richest girl in the, ice cream sounds great though

Just like your whole life! And she has the nerve to ask others if they love their kids she needs to take a long look in the mirror and be thankful her parents were around to raise her kids.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Revenge is not in my plans

Heh

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sometimes I wonder what she has that I dont. And then I realize, probably herpes.

I hear mammograms actually cause more damage than they help. It destroys blood vessels since they squish you so much. There are some better methods out there, but I can't think of any right now. :/

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month.Getingt my mammogram today! Take care of the tatas!

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