I can live without Hope, Cash and Jobs, but I can't live without Bacon!
No Hope, no Cash, no Jobs. Please don't die, Bacon. Makes me laugh every time.
I have told this joke so many times. I knew this joke before now: when Bob Hope died, there was no more hope. When Johnny Cash died, there was no more cash. When Steve Jobs died, there were no more jobs. Please don't die Kevin Bacon!
OMG i died laughing. totally thought this would be a political thing. please, dear god, don't let us lose bacon!