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Cleaning....okay...not even close to that bad....but I gotta get off my butt today...I hate a dirty house

I know I keep a pretty clean house, but today, I am Totally feeling this way!If I don't clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded people for a Febreeze commercial.

Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Sure, I'll go on a run with you.  But only if it's to the liquor store.  And we drive there.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I'll go on a run with you. But only if it's to the liquor store. And we drive there.

Hahah...I would never say that. Ever.

Funny Confession Ecard: Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. 'Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place.

This is so me right now...making weight and keeping strength is a tough job.

Funny Apology Ecard: I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger. So true!

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Gilmour You are just socially selective! I'm not calling you an introvert anymore. I'll just say you are socially selective;

"It doesn’t surprise me anymore when someone says they only wear yoga pants; it surprises me when someone wears something other than yoga pants. I mean, WHY?"

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