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That's even worse than when my brain told me that I had to add numbers according to the prophecy...

tis I, the frenchiest fry (btw je suis un pomme means I am an apple in French)


Someone from Massachusetts posted a whisper, which reads "Girls, never let men treat you like a yellow starburst.

; )  Illegal- Selling my kidney  Immoral- Doing it for plastic surgery   Fattening- im a fatass junk food junkie  Addictive- Obsessing about being ugly and hating myself   Expensive- Plastic surgery  Impossible- Dreaming about becoming a metamorphmagus like Tonks on Harry Potter so I can change my appearance at will

Everything i like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive or impossible essencials-for-life

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Oh my, what about alcohol levels, ammonia levels, blood sugars, or urine drug screens? Those ok to bet on?

This is what Yahoo bought with its $1.1 billion...I love Tumblr

This is what Yahoo bought with its $1.1 billion.

Wow, the accuracy of this is insane. If anything I have the social skills of Wade and the appetite of Ron.

O.O Can't breath! Laughing to hard! Probably because I read unicorn instead of unborn!! LOL

I wish to devour the unborn! (Translation: I'd like some eggs for breakfast, please.

I now admire this girl's aunt Mary<---I need someone like that in my life instead of constantly being judged by my family

True story, in my life, it was Aunt Mamie and it was a butcher knife she kept under her pillow. :-)<<< okay you have a freaking awesome aunt.

We hate everyone funny quotes quote bitch hate funny quotes girl quotes @Meg Christensen bahahaha!!

Why are we so unpopular? Because we hate everyone.yup, pretty much sums it up.

Some days ‍♀️

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in dog beers. ive only had one curlycait in dog beers. ive only had one in dog beers. ive only had one