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Pythagoras. brings back memories of history of math class

brings back memories of history of math class

If a hipster falls in a forest and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound? Yes, but you've probably never heard it before.

But jokes aside Imagine Dragons have definitely been one of my all time favourite bands. But then again, I like all music, from country and classic rock to pop, dubstep and Disney movies

Can you send me to the moon? #fatgirlproblemsolved

Instant weight loss plan -- move to Mars or the Moon. OR, bulk up quickly -- move to Jupiter.

When I decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly I'm "out of control" xD

I feel like thats the whole point. Even if you're new at it you never know, you might be better than some professionals. -maylen

This is funny, but I believe his point is that the people building the ark were doing something new to them

Cat jumps on counter behind you, you bend to get food out of cupboard. Cat runs over your back. Cat now screams in your face and shoves head in empty bowl preventing you putting food in bowl. Cat yarls as food is still not in bowl. Not sussing that they are the reason why. Appease cat with morsel. Finally get food in bowl. Get self well earned tea. Hear retching sound. Followed by intense meowing for more food. Repeat.

*cat rubs against your hand as you're putting the bowl down, resulting in food spilling and you have to get more as well as clean up the mess while its meowing never seems to end*

Creepy Cool Stuff Dump 4 - Imgur

Creepy Cool Stuff Dump 4

Inappropriate but hilarious and effective explanation. You either are poisonous or venomous // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes -

The Way We Get Educated

History Channel: Anything created in history was created by aliens. Anything that happened in history was because of aliens. Anyone in history is an alien. EVERYTHING IS AN ALIEN